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Yesterday, as I was driving home from work, I was stoped in a line of traffic, waiting for the light to turn green. From directly behind me I heard a car beep, so I peered suspiciously into the rearview mirror to try to assess the charges being pressed against me. The car behind me was a clunker, nearly as beat up and old as mine, and in it were three girls and a guy, pointing at my bumper sticker and laughing, mouthing, "Spongebob!" at me. All four of them gave me a thumbs-up at the same time, and I returned the compliment with a left-handed thumbs-up out my driver's side window. Yes, it was the Spongebob bumpersticker that did it. Spongebob has made me popular. Someday, when I'm grown up and people finally consider me a Popular Person (tm), I'm certainly going to have to cite Spongebob as one of my influences and mentors.
I know. Sometimes I too wonder how, exactly, I came to become so cool.