Juxtapose

1. Practice sword-swallowing.

2. Buy on credit only.

3. Adopt a feral skunk.

4. (If you're a male) Get arrested, put in the clink, and introduce yourself to the others as "Elizabeth."

5. Go play in a dumpster in a dark alley in Boston.

6. Pick at a bug bite until you develop a festering wound of unknown etiology.

7. Play chicken with a train.

8. Pinch a member of the British Royal Guard on the bum.

9. Take off your space helmet while you're doing a moonwalk.

10. Drive really fast.

11. Wear stilettos on a hockey rink during a Canadian game.

12. Experiment with those vials of ebola variants you found lying around in your Dad's 1940's-era highschool lab kit

13. Juggle water balloons filled with skin-searing acid.

14. Go skydiving every weekend.

15. Get pregnant and go out into public situations to talk to people while your kid, in utero, kicks you repeatedly in the bladder.