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06/13/06

This is the News with Al Roker

Permalink 02:36:00 pm by cassie, Categories: Announcements [A]

I'm taking my NCLEX on Friday. If anyone has any good things to tell me about or or exciting/fun/silly/heartwarming experiences with the NCLEX, like, say, "Oh ho! I almost ran over a kitty cat on my way to the NCLEX but I didn't and later on driving home after passing my test I saw the cat nested by the side of the road with all five of its kittens and I smiled and the sun shone bright," then feel free to share them right now. If your NCLEX experience sucked, then feel free to keep it to yourself up because I'd like to find out that for myself.

I'll return to civilization on Saturday, the 17th.

7 comments

Comment from: The King of Town [Visitor]
The King of TownOh ho ho hooo! I remember when I ate an entire pile of pancakes and then an NCLEX Review book! I was still hungry, so I also ate J. Acker's GRE exam!! Oohooooohoooo!
06/13/06 @ 15:48
Comment from: Heidi [Visitor]
HeidiI think in heinous NCLEX study times such as these a lesson from history combined with a mad lib is appropriate: Copernicus Four hundred years ago people knew little about our TESTY TEST TAKING universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire NCLEX universe and that the sun and all of the NURSING EXAMS and PEOPLE NAMED BOB revolved around it. But then a/an NURSING STUDENT named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the SUBCUTANEOUS BELLY FAT 800 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was CASSANDRA A., was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first stethoscopesque telescopes, which was invented by YOUR MOM. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of NCLEX STUDY GUIDES stuck on each end of a/an COMPANION STUDY GUIDE CD-ROM. In 1600 an Italian HAUTE COUTURE NURSE named Galileo expanded Copernicus's NCLEX-RIDDEN-AND-SMELLY theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was NEVER arrested. After PEARSON-VUE TEST CENTERING for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to SWIM.
06/13/06 @ 15:54
Comment from: S854 [Visitor]
S854 It's a BREEZE! No Prob! I took all of the sample tests. They were so easy that I asked if I could take the offical test while listening to the sound of a dental drill and the Rancid "greatest hits" collection box set, just to make it a bit more of a challange. I was told that I would NOT be allowed to do that, as it would distract the other test takers. So I opted to take the test with a sliced half of an onion taped over my open right eye and a moth in one ear. Scored in the 93rd percentile. I honestly don't know what all of the fuss is about.
06/13/06 @ 19:33
Comment from: Cassie [Visitor]
CassieHeidi, man, seriously. Your King Of Town voicemail is sometimes the only thing that keeps me going through the day. heh. every reply to this post brings joy to my heart.
06/13/06 @ 20:21
Comment from: Crystal [Visitor]
CrystalI know nothing about the NCLEX. You will rock it nevertheless.
06/14/06 @ 20:20
Comment from: Cassie [Visitor]
CassieI hope I did. :)
06/16/06 @ 14:03
Comment from: Sar [Visitor]
SarYou did! You did! I know you did!
06/18/06 @ 07:48
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