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Wear pants sans elastic band.
Get up from a sitting position to standing without making this sound: "Urghhgmmph."
Sleep on my stomach.
Buy this shirt in a non-XL size.
Help to lift my patients at work again.
Go for a jog.
Not talk about labor and delivery stories.
Drink far too much coffee.
Go more than an hour without a pee break.
....May it ever be so, amen.