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The Waking Dead

04/25/07

The Waking Dead

Permalink 09:00:46 am by cassie, Categories: Memories

Dream # 1 (Monday night):

At some sort of festival, I meet up with mum, Chaz, and Drew, all of three having pierced noses. Mom had a monroe (which looked, might I add, very classy indeed), as well as both nostrils pierced with little sparkly studs, barely noticeable to the naked eye. Drew also had both nostrils pierced with diamonds, as well as a strange clear retainer thing over his nose that connected the studs, almost like a Breathe Right strip only made of clear plastic, and bulkier. Chaz had a nostril pierced AND a stud in his ear. That's how Chaz rolls, bucking the trend and all. I immediately broke into the group on the defensive, whining, "Mooom! I waited all these years to move out so I could get my nose pierced because you said you didn't approve and now you've gone and gotten one!" Mom was all, "Whatever! I felt like it!" [Cue alarm clock.]

Dream #2 (Last night):

I am in the house I am always in in all my dreams, the kinda big creepy one with tons of windows that I'm always afraid people will look into. In this dream, though, the reason I'm afraid is that there is something in particular that's trying to get in whenever it sees light through the window (it's dark outside), so I keep shutting the shades but Mark keeps leaving them open whenever he leaves the room. So anyways, I go into the bathroom and notice that this big black dog is right in the window, so I bark menacingly at him to try and get him to go away but he looks up and growls and barks this bark that's huger by far than my weenie one. I run out of the bathroom and close the door but I discover that he has opened the bathroom window and now is trying to push open the door! Gah! Just when I think he's gone away, I notice something black move in the living room and suddenly I realize that it's a bear cub and just when I figure that out, Donna comes rushing in the door, grabs the cub, and starts cuddling it in a blanket and calling it a cute puppy and I keep saying, "No! DOnna! It's a bear! Not a puppy!!!" in terror. [Cue alarm clock.]

As of today, I'm graduated!!

7 comments

Comment from: Jen [Visitor] Email
JenLip piercings look horrible. Like food got left on your lips after eating. Or a big zit. Your Mom quite possibly made the biggest mistake of her life. ;-)
Hugging bears is bad.
04/25/07 @ 19:50
Comment from: Brian [Visitor] Email
BrianI'm not crazy about facial piercings, either. I always do a doubletake, thinking somebody has a shiny booger hanging out on the outside of their nose.
04/26/07 @ 08:18
Comment from: Jen [Visitor] Email
JenCongratulations on being graduated, darlin'.
04/26/07 @ 09:11
Comment from: Annie [Visitor] Email
AnnieWe had a family go to our church at one time and both the mother and the daughter had little itty bitty nose piercings....of course in Nepal where they were missionaries,nose piercings are a little more "acceptable".
04/26/07 @ 09:43
Comment from: chera [Visitor] Email
cheraThree cheers for Cassie!
04/26/07 @ 10:20
Comment from: cassie [Member]
cassie:) Thanks Jen and Chera. :)

I have always kinda liked nose piercings and if they're weren't so socially unacceptable I probably would get them. But I'm an old married lady now and a nursing professional, I guess, so I don't think I shall. :)
04/26/07 @ 10:28
Comment from: jamie [Visitor] Email
jamiepiercings are rad.
05/15/07 @ 11:16
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