Juxtapose

lolprez says, i can has lots of promisiz!!!! i can has econumy!!! i can has oprah's endorsmintz!!! yes i cans!!!

Also,

I love Twitter:

glenngiven: what excites me about prez 44 is that the country is not pinning any unrealistic hopes on a man with no track record. This should end well.

UPDATE/EDIT!!!!!!! -- I also love Facebook status comments such as the following, posted in quick and incredibly witty succession:

John A: I can haz wealth redistribution?

Heidi W: OH HAI. IM IN UR WHITE HOUSE.

Christine B: You forgot "BREATHIN UR AIR".

John A: And "HEALIN UR PLANET"!