...can't...stop....laughing...need........oxygen.....(heh ;p)
(maybe you should just like, rewrite it on paper, then tape it to your screen, making sure you move it down as you scroll. No one will ever know, man. :))
At least you have never called Abbey "Abey". And I can even edit my posts after I put them up. And I haven't fixed that yet. So there. :-P Your typing skills far surpass mine, dearest. :-)