Ahoy! Me thinks you pirates are robbing me blind with the food bill! Arrrr. Soon yer all will be old enough to walk the plank and voyage away on yer own ships with yer own first mates.
Pirate? It's Pirate?! No wonder! Last year on this date I was at the supermarket buying a single box of EGGO waffles, and when I walked up to the checkout line, I wanted to ask the lady in front of me (who had a huge cart full of stuff) if I could sneak in in front of her. Thinking I would keep with the spirit of the day, I said something like:
"4723 BRAVO requesting permission to enter northfield traffic behind the Cessna with permission to land"
I thought it was "Talk Like a PILOT day" all of these years. Silly me. No wonder she looked at me funny. No wonder I always got beat up in the schoolyard.
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*waddles in*
*looks around*
*clears throat*
Yargh?
*.......*
*waddles out*
~`C
P.S. I'll raise my skull and crossbones if you don't call me back, you bum.