« It's yo birfday, it's yo birfday!Oblivion 0.5 »

Augustine never had it so hard

04/25/03

Augustine never had it so hard

Permalink 04:29:00 am by cassie, Categories: Announcements [A]

Everyone! I have a confession to make:

I don't like dogs. Not a lot. Not a little. I just don't think they're all that great. If someone in Taiwan or something asked me to eat one, I'd do it. I don't like those dumb dog bandana things, I'm not big into the little doggy shoes, or doggy raincoats. And, as my dearest Sar can attest to, it drives me mad when grown adults suddenly change from their sophisticated tones of voice and start speaking like prepubescent boys whilst screaming, "OOOOh! He's a GOOD BOY!" to someone's puppy. Puppies don't move me to tears. Oh, yes, and I don't like dogs named "Fluffy," "Glitter," or anything else like that. "Sparkly." If you already have a goofy looking rat-dog, you might as well try to redeem the poor thing of his hideous face by giving him a self-esteem boosting name. Like "Cat."

Come now, people.

11 comments

Comment from: Christina [Visitor]
Christina*gasping* *choking* *falling all over self*
04/25/03 @ 07:44
Comment from: Mark [Visitor]
MarkMy cat seems to think it's a dog. And my dog seems to think it's a cat. They're both pretty foolish.
04/25/03 @ 09:33
Comment from: Cassie [Visitor]
CassieI'm sorry Christina, m'love. Sometimes the truth hurts. It is my fondest hope that we all will be able to move forward from this moment and that the truth would, once again, set us free.
04/25/03 @ 09:43
Comment from: [Visitor]
*sobbing* *nodding mutely*
04/25/03 @ 09:52
Comment from: Cassie [Visitor]
CassieYou have to understand, this has been eating me from the inside out for years.
04/25/03 @ 10:26
Comment from: brian [Visitor]
brianmy dog rocks. you shall now bow to bo, the dog which all people like. :D b.
04/25/03 @ 12:14
Comment from: nika [Visitor]
nikaWow, cass. I never knew. you just lost a few points on my "cool people" scale. but since you did such a nice and humorous confession, I guess I give those points back to you. just this once. ;P
04/27/03 @ 06:48
Comment from: John [Visitor]
JohnCats rule; dogs drool!
04/27/03 @ 08:03
Comment from: Cassie [Visitor]
CassieI'll nebber do it again, Nika. I promise. (ohyesandcatsdorulethanksokayloveyabuhbye)
04/27/03 @ 11:51
Comment from: Court [Visitor]
CourtOk.. i agree qith you on everything there... except about the cats...
04/27/03 @ 23:56
Comment from: nika [Visitor]
nika*slinks away*
04/28/03 @ 21:42
March 2024
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 << <   > >>
          1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30
31            
I like to multi-task: wife, writer, nurse, Christian, ne'er do well. I do all with equal gusto.

Search

XML Feeds

powered by b2evolution CMS