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Everyone! I have a confession to make:
I don't like dogs. Not a lot. Not a little. I just don't think they're all that great. If someone in Taiwan or something asked me to eat one, I'd do it. I don't like those dumb dog bandana things, I'm not big into the little doggy shoes, or doggy raincoats. And, as my dearest Sar can attest to, it drives me mad when grown adults suddenly change from their sophisticated tones of voice and start speaking like prepubescent boys whilst screaming, "OOOOh! He's a GOOD BOY!" to someone's puppy. Puppies don't move me to tears. Oh, yes, and I don't like dogs named "Fluffy," "Glitter," or anything else like that. "Sparkly." If you already have a goofy looking rat-dog, you might as well try to redeem the poor thing of his hideous face by giving him a self-esteem boosting name. Like "Cat."
Come now, people.