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I have two pertinent questions for people. The first is:
Number A - What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Number B - Can you think of anything else, any other mindless, useless task that I could do to avoid study for my A+P final tomorrow? So far, I've cleaned up my room and closet. I've perfected the perfect "subtle but sultry" Greek eyeliner job that I will never use again because it took me, like, seven minutes to do, which is more time than I take in the mornings for doing ALL my routine, including doing my hair and makeup and getting dressed. I've checked my email many times (this kinda doesn't count because I was waiting for my psych prof to send my paper comments back to me). I've listened to disc dos of HoHoHoey while dancing around my room with A+P flashcards (thanx a millyun, SB). I've taken a half-hour nap on the tile floor in front of the fireplace. I've eaten two Swiss Rolls, a few marshmallows, and a box (approximately) of crackers and cheese. And I'm still trying to remember how to explain a graded potential in a few succint sentences.
Suggestions? Comments? How's my driving...?