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A Memo to my Classmates:
03/01/04
A Memo to my Classmates:
Red-haired girl: Smile. You have a lovely one. Use it.
Brown-haired girl: Kissing up to the prof is a skill you haven?t mastered.
Small pants girl: Make note - your pants are too small.
Small shirt girl: Make note ? your shirt is too small.
Girl With Large Mouth: Your mouth is larger than mine. Please consider the implications of this.
Chilly: It?s still winter. Do you need to borrow my shirt?
No-Tan: I can see your belly. It?s white, and it has a diamond stud in the navel. Yes. That?s how much I can see.
Irish Male Nurse: You can?t dance.
Random guy: There is an extremely small minority of men that I allow to call me ?honey.? Please make note for future reference.
Afro-American male nurse: Smoking is bad for your health.
Lumbar Region Girl: I think your tattoo artist was drinking when he magnified that butterfly 3,000 times its normal size and plastered it on your lower back.
And to all y?all who are wearing fuzzy child-size velour tracksuits: I can see your underwear. I can see your underwear. Stop. Just stop.
19 comments
As if you don't get this all the time:
you are (among other things) hilarious. I was hoping to get a comment out of you with that one, Abbey. :) i own a velour tracksuit. only you can't see my underwear (unless you have x-ray vision; i seriously hope you don't); it's a comfortable size, not one that's plastered to my body. and it's pink with grey stripes and it's preppy and my mom bought it for my grandma but my grandma won't wear it because it looks "too young," so i got it, and am reveling in the fact that I Wear The Same Size as my Grandma, who has kept her figure very well over the years. yay! Ye who remain anonymous -
I commend you for your honesty. :)
You must have one hot ticket of a grandma. :) *laughs*
I have a black tracksuit, but I hesitate to wear it because I don't believe it's all that modest. :) *actually isn't really sure what a track suit is, much less a velour one* Court, track suits have 2 pieces, the top and bottom. Unless it's a velour one, they usually lack middles. Heh. ;p ANYway. They have the stripes that go down the sides of the leg, etc. Girls tend to wear like, pink ones and stuff. Whereas in guys, they tend to be more present in the Emo Kid and Stoner circles. They also cost like. Alot. Er, at least I think they do...maybe not at K(a)-M(e)(ap)art and those type of places. Sorta like how Burkenstocks cost alot, but you can get Walenstocks for 15 bucks at Wal-Mart. Same with Timberlands and Wal-Tims. :) You don't need to go to a dancing-nun school in Mass. to see a little too much of everyone. A Baptist school in Texas that's committed to being "the Protestant Notre Dame" provides enough of an unwanted view for anyone.
Christians are no better than non-Christians when it comes to vanity . . . and veniality. And it's not like I hold myself above the fray. Well, you haven't heard me get started on some of the teenagers in my church, either.. :)
And no. We can't hold ourselves above much of anything or anyone. At least I can't. Abbey - that makes you the only non-vain girl in the whole state of Texas. That, and skanky Abercrombie and Fitch wear, is practically the school uniform at Baylor. oh no, mike. i have friends. they would rather rot than put on sorority gear. there are more of us, rest assured. Got it, Mark... I think I'm now on the same page as everyone else. ;-D Quite sure I've seen them before, just didn't know the name.
>>maybe not at K(a)-M(e)(ap)art and those type of places. Sorta like how Burkenstocks cost alot, but you can get Walenstocks for 15 bucks at Wal-Mart. Same with Timberlands and Wal-Tims. :)<<
lol... that was quite amusing. 
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